Academics

  • Academics are incredibly conformist individuals, they are afraid of life, of freedom, they are incredibly afraid to question authority.
  • Academics are intellectual prostitutes who sell their revolutionary instincts to the highest bidding university.
  • Academic researchers are cowards who are more interested in funding than conducting research that actually helps humanity.
  • Academics are hopeless writers; their books are nonsensical, esoteric, incoherent, entirely out of touch with the desire of humanity.
  • The academic will never be liberated from their banal attachments to academic hierarchies.
  • Academics are paid to bore their students, to suck their creativity right out of them.
  • Academics are spiritless thinkers whose only real goal is keeping their jobs by keeping their employers happy.
  • Academics are untrustworthy individuals who will backstab the revolution for a free trip to a ‘seminar’ in Switzerland.
  • Academics hide on scenic campuses wasting their lives on mindless idleness.
  • Academics are spineless people who lack any sense of intellectual revolutionary bravery.
  • Academics are intellectually submissive people who are too psychologically weak to revolt against the establishment.
  • Academics are paid by the capitalists to empower the political agenda of the rotten upper class.
  • Academics are inherently materialistic people whose goals are bigger Volvos and bigger cottages.
  • Academic researchers will praise corporations like mad dogs if it means some of those lovely funding bones.
  • Academics are foolish people; they are hermits, pathetic recluses, who have lost the ability to become anything but mental slaves.
  • Academics are intellectually sterile individuals who sedate students with a wide array of mind-numbing techniques.
  • Academics thrive on delays, intellectual obstructions, anything that will delay the masses’ desire for revolution.
  • Academics are masochistic creatures who truly love their capitalist masters with incredible passion.
  • Academics are mental slaves to the corporate world; they will commit any intellectual crime in the name of job security.
  • Academic researchers will beg for funding, will crawl on the floor for funding, will take any political position for funding.
  • The role of academics is to destroy the desires of students to create a better world for all human beings.
  • The academic class is more than happy to conduct intellectual research that supports the imperialistic agenda.
  • Academics consciously work to turn students into mere customers who buy an education in order to get a career.
  • When an academic is asked to take a position, the first and only thought in their mind is ‘Could this cost me my comfy job, my pension?’
  • Academics are brilliant at destroying the creative impulses of students.
  • In order to intellectually revolutionize students they must be taught to see their professors as intellectual prostitutes.
  • Academics are not interested in a righteous revolt, they work for the intelligence agencies that attempt to squash such an event.
  • Academics empower hierarchies, they do not open up debates.
  • While Meritocracy is a most excellent political (Platonic) philosophy, one wonders why it is not debated at any university in the world.

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